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Holy Carrot and Mushrooms, Batman

Step away…meat!!!

OMG, when did the world become so precious. The police in Wales have come under fire by an angry vegan after they posted a photo of a cooked breakfast on their site. Apparently the photo of piles of bacon, eggs, sausages got her goat and she tweeted ‘Speaking as a tax payer I’d prefer them to be less selective when answering questions and perhaps not post breakfast pics that offend vegetarian/vegan followers – pretty thoughtless considering the job title they have.’

The police were posting as part of their  awareness campaign to support local farmers.

The police responded by firstly blocking comments and then by posting a photo of a vegetarian meal with a long line of tomato sauce and a simple reply ‘At some point you have to draw a line under it…’


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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

Pizza Travesty

911Hello is this 911? I want to make a complaint about Subway. They damn made my flatbread pizza with marinara sauce instead of pizza sauce and they won’t give me no refund. Say What? You can’t charge me with misuse of the 911 system, or I’ll go and friggin ring investigators at Channel 9. Hello, is this Channel 9?

Psst The woman was arrested and charged.


Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

Damn Straight It’s An Emergency

Man rings 999 after finding cork bits in his wineHello, is that 999? Yeah well, I want to complain that there is bits of cork in my wine and the bar won’t refund my money.

Psst From a restaurant in Manchester.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

While The Owners Away The Vibrator Will Play

Berlin police were called to an apartment after a neighbor complained that someone was using an electric drill in the middle of the night and was driving them friggin crazy. When police arrived they could hear the noise out on the street and decided to break down the door. When they entered the apartment they found  a vibrator jiggling across the floor.Awkward. Evidently the owner of the vibrator was away on holidays.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

Porn Posing Fruit!

Far too sexy for a children's chewOK loons, what do you think, too sexy for a chew? A father has complained about  Haribo’s MAOAM sour candy, believing the wrappers are far too seductive for a children’s confectionery! Simon Simpkins describes the illustrations on the wrappers as “porno” poses and definitely not suitable for his children.

Psst How many children do you know who study the image on the packaging?

Juicing the lemon?

Juicing the lemon?

The kids I know are  far too busy getting the sweet into their mouths before their parents say “no more before dinner!”.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Nanny State, Well I Never