Tag Archives: complaints

Friggin Billboards

Seems some people in Chicago have a prob with the new Urban Core billboard featuring a retired porn star.

Blow Job billboard upsets

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Silent Movie Has No Sound

Blahahahahaha, sorry for LOLing but it seems cinema goers in Liverpool were so peeved that the movie The Artist had no sound they asked for their money back. Um, The Artist is a silent movie.  Oh and  someone also complained that they had forgotten to color the film. Um, The Artist is in black and white. Gosh!

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Took 20 Minutes To Deliver My Pizza

OK, for all the people who bought Jamie Oliver’s 30 Minute Meals, sucked in! Seems he fibbed a tad on how long it would take to make each meal. Might want to put a few hours aside and empty your wallet. To make the recipes it will require $455 of kitchen equipment, a shit load more for the expensive ingredients and a maid to clean up the friggin mess when you’re done. Hmm, takes three minutes tops for Burger King to whip up a Whopper!!!!

Psst His book is currently the fastest selling non-fiction title of all time (in Britain presumably).

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Clean Them Yourself!

%#@!

Attention disgruntled dishwashing people in the US. If you happen to be pissed off with the sudden ineffectiveness of Proctor & Gamble’s Cascade dishwashing powder, don’t worry, it’s simply they have stopped using phosphates in the ingredients. Which is basically, the cleaning agent! Reason? 16 states have banned the use of phosphates due to it’s fish killing properties so the company have complied and removed it.  Hmm, problem is, now the powder does jack shit.

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Don’t Mention The War

Oi, copyright infringement!

Oi, oi, oi, when Lisa Marie Thompson decided to get personalized licence plates for her boyfriend Andrew Ryan, she really wasn’t really thinking of the ramifications. Hmm, not until she received a complaint from a pissed off motorist, who I suspect was Jewish. Yes, for 4 years she had been driving around with “ARYAN1” on her plates (FYI she is no longer with boyfriend).Transport officials in New Zealand are refusing to have the plate withdrawn because it would be a breach of Ms Thompson’s rights and Ms Thompson says she has no intention of handing them in.

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Honey, What The Hell Did You Do To The Prawns?

WTF?

OMG, seems Oregon has a slight problem with its shrimp, it’s glowing in the friggin dark! But never fear, that luminescent glow coming from your pink shrimp is just a non harmful marine bacteria so says the experts. Hmm, try explaining that to the woman who was watching a movie one night and her shrimp salad began glowing  or the dude who threw them in the sink to thaw and moments later had an illuminating kitchen.

Psst A curious loon wants to know if you eat too much will your poop glow? Come on, I know you were all thinking it too!!!!

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PC Gone Stark Raving Mad

Has anyone seen my towel?

Darlaston Leisure Centre in the West Midlands have blacked out their windows of their glass panelled swimming pool because Muslim women had complained their modesty was being jeopardized. Now swimmers are left to swim in near dark conditions. One angry visitor said ‘The whole thing smacks of political correctness gone stark raving mad.’ The council said the decision was made after they received complaints from predominantly the Muslim community and a few non Muslim women ‘We received a request from the Muslim Community to protect the modesty of swimmers.’

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KKK = FFF

Oh dear, a Georgia high school teacher is on leave after four of her students dressed in mock Ku Klux Klan outfits to film a school project. Evidently a few black students got quite upset and complained, which resulted in the teacher being suspended . Catherine Ariemma who was teaching US history/film education, allowed her student to dress in the white robes and pointed head gear to make a film about the history of racism in America. The only problem was, she let them walk around the school in the offensive outfits.

Psst Lucky it wasn’t a pink Hitler!

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The Prudes of New Jersey

Bravo Conneran family

A family who made a nude snow woman outside their house were told to cover it up by police. The Venus de Miloesque creation obviously upset someone because police told Maria Conneran and her family they had received a complaint about the snow woman’s breasts. Dear god is there such a thing as snowman porn?

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We Are Not Alone

My Bad?

My Bad?

Target have been asked to pull a Halloween costume off their website after Harry Connick an immigration rights group say it was offensive to immigrants. The costume in question features an alien mask, an orange jumpsuit and a green card. Oh yeah and across the jumpsuit is printed “Illegal Alien”.The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles said in an email the costume is “distasteful, mean-spirited, and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform.” Hmm, no word from NASA.

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