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Al Qaeda Tell Ahmadinejad To Shut The Hell Up

But then I would have nothing to say!

Oh dear, seems it wasn’t just the UN pissed off with Imadinnerjacket. Yep,  al Qaeda aren’t too happy with his conspiracy theory rants about September 11th either. Hello, messing with their cred! How the hell can you be taken seriously as a terrorist organisation when you have a grey suited fool muddying the waters!

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Come Out, Come Out, Where Ever You Are

It was bound to happen. Some dude is planning to find Osama Bin Laden’s body down in the deep blue sea to prove he is really , truly dead. Bill Warren thinks Obama sucked at proving to the world that terrorist number 1 was killed in a navy seal raid in Pakistan in May so he is going to retrieve the body, do a DNA test and put the conspiracy theories to rest. Yes, of course he will have a friggin film crew with him. Mr Warren will be using state of the art line technology during the search. Yeah, good luck with that. I’m guessing Osama is fish food by now!

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The Friggin Loon’s List Of Bin Laden Conspiracy Theories

You know it was bound to happen, conspiracy theorists are having a field day over Osama Bin Laden’s no show death photo. No photo = no Bin Laden. Here’s my list of the top Bin Laden death conspiracy theories.

1. It wasn’t Osama Bin Laden whom was killed on Sunday, it was his son Kahlid Bin Laden. This is why the DNA matched and why they will not release the photos.

2. The Seal Six did not kill Osama but have kept him alive in order to either “interrogate him, or to protect him”

3. A ploy by the Obama Administration to get re-elected following abysmal poll ratings .

4. Staged to get back at Donald Trump….Firstly Obama’s birth certificate “magically” appears after a ribbing from Donald Trump, this is followed by an Obama mocking of the Trump at the White House correspondents’ annual dinner before the pièce de résistance, Bin Laden’s death announcement cut’s into a broadcast of Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice show.

5. Osama had been dead for years. No evidence in the Abbottabad house of any medical equipment or medicines relating to Bin Laden’s supposed kidney issues. Radio host Alex Jones went even further saying “The real story is that bin Laden has been dead for a decade and his body has been kept “on ice” until the death could be announced at a “politically expedient” time.”

6.Then there are those steadfast “truthers” who believe Bin Laden wasn’t behind the 9/11 attacks at all. In fact it was all just a ruse by the Bush Administration to go after oil supplies in the Middle East.

7.Oh and don’t forget our “numbers” conspiracy theorists, it happened 66 years and 6 hours after the world learned about the death of Hitler. Hmmm 666.

8. David Icke thinks this could be an excuse for the US to start a war with Pakistan….then China…..then Russia. Damn you Mayans!!!!

9. Hmm, the plan to kill Osama was forced forward because of the recent WikiLeaks publication of Guantanamo Bay files.

Psst Feel free to add your own theories

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Weird Weather Worries

Ring of fire!

Wakie, wakie, conspiracy theorists we have a weather worry.  In recent months mysterious patterns have been appearing on the Bureau of Meteorology’s national radar system in Australia. Everybody friggin panic!  Red stars, rings of fire and white doughnuts  have randomly appeared on satellite maps causing conspiracy theorists to spin into utopia. It all started in January when a white donut appeared over Kalgoorlie despite there being no clouds. Farmers claimed the weather was unusually hot. A week later a red star appeared over Broome and then a friggin ring of fire over Melbourne. Some of the explanations appearing on conspiracy websites are they are due to aliens, secret military testing or government weather modifications.

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Architects and Engineers Still Not Happy About 9/11

First it was conspiracy theorists now it’s architects and engineers who want answers as to why the Twin Towers and Building 7 disintegrated so quickly after the 9/11 attacks. The big technical question which has yet to be fully explained is … How did 200,000 tons of steel disintegrate and drop in 11 seconds? Richard Gage, a member of the  American Institute of Architects and 1,000 of his peers have signed a petition requesting a formal inquiry saying “The official Federal Emergency Management [Agency] and National Institute of Standards and Technology reports provide insufficient, contradictory and fraudulent accounts of the circumstances of the towers’ destruction. We are therefore calling for a grand jury investigation of NIST officials.” Hmm, good luck with that!

Psst Evidently there is also evidence of “advanced explosive nano-thermitic composite material found in the World Trade Center dust,” …what the hell is that? Anywho, you can read all about it at Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth website.

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Were There Bombs In The World Trade Center?

OK, I, like many, watched live as the two planes crashed into the World Trade Center. I stayed riveted to my TV for 48 hours straight thinking WTF and who the hell is Osama Bin Laden. But I must admit I never heard in all the time I was watching the events unfold anyone talking about secondary explosions. So imagine my surprise to find an interesting clip on Youtube showing a montage of eyewitness reports all talking about explosive devices, secondary explosions and bombs.Ah I know you Loons love a conspiracy….check it out.

Psst Oh and if you were thinking the explosions were gas leaks, forget about it. All the buildings were Class A meaning no gas lines were permitted due to safety regulations.

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Where Did It Friggin Go?

Still unaccounted for!

Still unaccounted for!

What happened to Air France Flight 447?  With today’s technology you would have thought they would have picked up the bleeping beacon pretty damn quick, but alas no. Maybe send a sub with sonar but alas no. And pray tell why isn’t Google Earth entering the search, throw a satellite over the area and snap away.Come on people it is 2009 chuck a GPS in the black box for goodness sakes! New reports coming out of Brazil are now claiming the wreckage previously thought to belong to the doomed aircraft was simply sea junk (don’t get me Al Gored on that!) and that oil slick… hmm, ships!  It doesn’t help the mystery when 12 other planes, who were flying the same air route around the same time,  did not report any problems with weather conditions. Why was there no distress call, I have watched enough Air Crash Investigations to know at least the pilot has enough time to do that! Air France have now confirmed 24 error messages were sent as the systems closed down one by one. Then there is the woman in England whose husband was on the flight, she still carried hope he was  alive because his cell phone continued to ring long after the plane had disappeared over the Atlantic.
Suggested theories flying around the internet
1. Possibly hit by a meteor: discarded after another plane witnessed white flash of light
2. Bomb : despite everyone and their dog ruling out a terrorist attack we can’t help but question it, especially after Air France admitted receiving bomb  threats a few days before the incident.
3. Struck by lightning: Every expert and their dog have been on CNN,FOX, BBC and SKY ruling out that a strike alone would not be enough to bring down a plane.
4. Catastrophic Failure or simply a series of unfortunate events: Air France are being vary careful not to implicate the plane or pilot error until some debris or black box is found.
5. A UFO took the plane : Why? It isn’t like we got better technology than them.Aliens on an airbus..I don’t think so! Hmm, but if the plane had chucked a left, they may have found themselves in the Bermuda Triangle and that is a whole other story.

And so what are they saying on Twitter? One tweet asked David Copperfield to quit messing around, while another thinks they are probably on some deserted island fending off dinosaurs!

What is most disconcerting is that no one is officially dead until they find wreckage!

UPDATE: Conspiracy theorists back in your boxes the wreckage of Flight 447 has been found and also several bodies.

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