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Best Conspiracy This Year

Welcome 2019 and welcome the first new conspiracy theory of the year. This involves Meaghan Markle and the royal bub to be. Rumours have been spreading recently by a small group that Meaghan isn’t pregnant at all and is, in fact, faking it. Enter the British made “moon-bump”. The strap on bump gives the appearance of being pregnant and is often used by actresses. Evidently, there have been photos suggesting that Meaghan has been wearing one under her designer frocks. A small group believes Harry and Meaghan are using a surrogate. Bless, don’t you love them. Here’s how it all started….

PSST: You can follow the conspiracy theorists on Twitter #MEGXIT

 

 

 

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Deepwater Horizon Conspiracy Theory

OK Loons, you know how I love a good conspiracy theory, well the latest WTF is about what “really”  happened to the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in the Mexican Gulf. In what the Russians are saying is a massive cover-up by the US Government, it is being circulated in some circles that the rig was torpedoed by North Korean “suicide” troops, in much the same way as they sunk the South Korean ship last month. Kim Jong Il you cheeky bugger. Yes, soldiers of the 17th Sniper Corps attacked the Deepwater Horizon with 2 torpedoes deliberately causing unknown economic and environmental damage. Reason? Firstly, the offshore drilling contractor Transocean  was financed by South Korea’s Hyundai Heavy Industries Co LTD (and we know how North Korea hates their guts). Secondly, and most importantly, it leaves President Obama with an “impossible dilemma” on the eve of the United Nations Review Conference of the Parties to the Treat on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (3rd May).The quickest and most effective way to stop the  oil leak is to use a friggin thermonuclear bomb, however if they choose the nuclear option “every Nation in the World would have oil rigs off their coasts demanding an equal right to atomic weapons to protect their environment from catastrophes too, including Iran.” Oooh now that would be a dilemma! So Loons, what do ya think, plausible or friggin fairy dust?

Psst You can read the whole story here at  What Does it Mean.com

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It’s All One Big Conspiracy

Why the hell didn’t I see. Retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto believes the recent sex scandals sweeping through the Catholic Church have been orchestrated by the Freemasons and the Jews. Hello, we all know they are “eternal enemies of Catholicism”. Geez, slap me down Dan Brown for not seeing this coming! Mr Babini believes that it’s primarily a Zionist attack aimed at bringing down the church. How simple, right there in front of our eyes! Basically he thinks the Jews are “God-killers” and that “guilt is graver than what Christ predicted would happen to them, saying ‘do not cry for me, but for your own children.'” Whoa! And if you think that was a little bit harsh, Mr Babini had to go and bring up the Holocaust “Don’t believe that Hitler was merely crazy. The truth is that the Nazis’ criminal fury was provoked by the Jews’ economic embezzlement, by which they choked the German economy.”  OK, now I am backing right away, you are on your own now mister!

Psst Hmm, so how does that explain all the children who were molested by Catholic priests again?

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9/11 Pentagon Airplane Hijack Impossible

OK, 9/11 conspiracy theorists I have some fresh fodder for you to chew over. An independent researcher and computer programmer from Australia has analyzed flight data provided by the NTSB about American Airlines Flight 77 (the plane that crashed into the Pentagon). And guess what?  The info reveals that the flight deck door was never opened during the entire flight. What the? So how did the hijackers gain access to the cockpit? Quick, get David Copperfield on the phone!

Psst Hey don’t shoot the messenger, read the article for yourself  Pentagon Aircraft Crash Hijack.

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No Need For Alarm!

Friggin spooks!

Oh dear god, conspiracy theorists grab a seat have I got something to tell you. Word has it that a plane has been shot down in China and on that plane were believed to be 3 American CIA agents and a large shipment of “mutated” swine flu virus intended for aerial spraying over Kyrgyzstan.WTF everybody panic. Whispers of this have been circulating around Russia and China (both reliable sources!). The plane, believed to be a Zimbabwean MD-ll, had several survivors, one of which has been spilling his guts. China is reporting that many countries are fearing that the United States are deliberately spreading the swine flu into the atmosphere in an attempt at mass genocide. Hmm, are you sure they aren’t just crop dusting?

Psst If you want to get those conspiracy juices running you can read more about it here.

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Were There Bombs In The World Trade Center?

OK, I, like many, watched live as the two planes crashed into the World Trade Center. I stayed riveted to my TV for 48 hours straight thinking WTF and who the hell is Osama Bin Laden. But I must admit I never heard in all the time I was watching the events unfold anyone talking about secondary explosions. So imagine my surprise to find an interesting clip on Youtube showing a montage of eyewitness reports all talking about explosive devices, secondary explosions and bombs.Ah I know you Loons love a conspiracy….check it out.

Psst Oh and if you were thinking the explosions were gas leaks, forget about it. All the buildings were Class A meaning no gas lines were permitted due to safety regulations.

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