If you are in Mozambique and someone offers you a slip of their traditional beer from a shared keg, just say no. There is a likihood it is contaminated with crocodile bile which is deadly. Evidently the bile Beer was passed around at a funeral over the weekend putting nearly 200 in hospital and 69 in the morgue. A very busy funeral director.
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I’m hoping no one is sipping water in West Virginia because I hear 4-Methylcyclohexane Methanol can be a bitch (despite it smelling like licorice). Freedom Industries have made a brief apology to the 300,000 residents who can’t even brush their teeth thanks to their 35,000 gallon of toxic crap that leaked from a storage tank and straight into the water suppy. We bad? Every friggin enviromental agency in the US is shaking their collective heads and muttering “we knew this would happen.”
Psst Seriously, I think I would move.
OMG, it’s bad enough bunnies are being born without ears but when Japan’s green tea is contaminated with friggin radiation…everybody panic. Hmm, yes Japan’s biggest growing tea area, the Shizuoka prefecture, is reeling after high levels of radiation were recorded from this year’s first harvest. The scary part is the radiation was found by accident after a mail order Tokyo company had it privately tested. Authorities fear contaminated tea may have already gone to market, which wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the fact around 42% of Japan’s green tea comes from the Shizoka area. Green tea is to Japan what Champagne is to France. Needless to say the tea growers are friggin furious, not to mention the Loon, who drinks copious amounts of imported Japanese Gyokuro green tea.
OMG, nuclear experts are fearing the worst after Japan announced they were pouring seawater on the nuclear reactor to try and avoid a Chernobyl. One expert described their attempts as a ‘Hail Mary’ and was more an act of desperation than of a serious attempt at stopping what is already feared …MELTDOWN!!!! Oh shit get the sand and concrete ready people!!! Hmm, I’m off to eBay to find me a radiation proof snuggie!!!
UPDATE : It is now being reported up to 120 people may have been contaminated and suffering radiation poisoning. Many were patients from a nearby hospital who were forced to wait outside for evacuation.
Oh my, feeding animals with toxic , cancer causing chemicals can’t be good. Urgh, just ask the 4,700 German farmers (so far) whose livestock have been contaminated with dioxin, a cancer causing chemical and their farms closed indefinitely. The culprit? Harles and Jentzsch. It has been alleged the company accidentally supplied 3,000 tonnes of it to animal feed makers.The shit was supposedly intended for use in bio-oils not animal feed. Now it is feared that over 150,000 tons of the contaminated poultry and swine food has been used by farmers. Hmm, to make matter worse tests were done in March but the results (which are alarming) weren’t announced until December. OMG, that means people have been getting dioxined all year long…..everybody panic!!!!
Holy friggin Silkwood Batman. No need for panic just yet, but a Savannah River Site worker, who accidentally pricked his finger on some waste materials, is being tested for internal radioactive contamination. OK, the scare meter has just gone into red. Evidently the man had been working with waste, contaminated with radionuclides, when his finger was punctured by something in the muck.Despite medics closing the wound, the poor victim won’t know for several weeks , if or by how much, he’s been contaminated. Oh dear, I am guessing the wife will be sleeping in the spare room until then!
Psst Hmm, wouldn’t he glow in the dark?