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Surprise, It’s A Boy

Nun3A nun in Italy got a surprise little Chrissie present when she gave birth to a baby boy. The poor thing didn’t even know she was pregnant (obviously thought she was just getting fat) but when she was taken to hospital with stomach pains it was revealed she was about to have a baby. The little boy was named Francis after the Pope but that hasn’t helped her from getting the boot from her convent. Pack your bags honey, you broke the chastity vow. Seems Mother Superior is rather miffed that the nun couldn’t resist temptation claiming the wayward soul got jiggy with it when she returned to El Salvador to visit her family. The local community have been passing around the collection bowl for the new family.

Psst At least they didn’t use the immaculate conception excuse.

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There Will Be Nun Of That!

I found another one on the doorstep

Of all the strip joints in all the towns, in all the world you had to move next to the Missionary Sisters of Saint Charles Borromeo – Scalabrinians. The Illinois nuns at Stone Park are furious that the council have approved plans for a strip club
to be built right next door to them. The Chicago convent not only  houses those seeking to enter the order but also looks after sick and elderly nuns. The club, called “Get It”, will obvious test their faith as bed time will probably have to shift to the wee hours of the morning.

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