What up nanny state? When a grandfather requested to have “The little bugger did his best” on his gravestone his grandson wasn’t expecting the council response. Evidently they deemed it inappropriate language. Boo. The grandson said it was his granddad’s dying wish but the English council are adamant it won’t be allowed. They fear a member of the public may get offended.
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Helena Torry has been ditched as a Aberdeen council candidate because of false submission info. Seems Helena is actually a 5 ft mannequin nominated by her buddy, Renee Slater, who is now in big trouble. The pensioner, who nominated her mannequin to fight for equality for human beings and to give a voice to the silent minority, will now face trial for submitting false information. No word from Helena, who has been confiscated.
Psst Sorry no images as I am posting from my iPad.
Sleep with one eye open residents of Andover Estate in London, the Islington council have accidentally given your names and telephone numbers to those drug taking low lifes you’ve had banned from the estate. Whoopsie. About 51 people who complained about their drug taking, loud music and abusive behavior will be getting extra police patrols, thanks to the bungle.Hmm, lets just hope the thugs can’t read!
Oh for the love of spell check, a council in Kirklees has had to recall 7,000 of their pamphlets due to it’s friggin typos. The tourist brochure contained 50 spelling errors which included 20 misspellings of the district’s name!!! The council are blaming the errors on an automated spell check used by the printer.
How retarded do the Warwickshire County council think the over 50’s are? They have just spent thousands of pounds on some friggin service to show the “over the hill” brigade how to safely wear slippers. OMG, I swear I am not making this up. If you are like Duncan and have a crappy old pair of slippers just bring them on down and for £5 they will replace them with a nice pair of new Velcro fastening ones. But wait there’s more, included in the fee is a fitting session and advice on how to put them on and avoid accidents around the house.
Psst Geez, here’s hoping the Velcro doesn’t stick to the carpet and someone break’s their neck.
Nanny State strikes again. A mother of two has been threatened with arrest because she pulled a dead flower from a council bed! Angie Summers the unlucky gardener was on her lunch break when she saw a withered canna lily and decided to pluck the sucker from the bed. Well blow me down with a feather didn’t someone dob her into the council. Next thing she knew the police were at her door threatening her with criminal charges.
Psst The case was eventually dropped but not before wasting taxpayers money. Bravo.