Nothing says “I love you” better than a big pile of shit. Hmm, well so says Minnesota farmer Bruce Andersland who spent two days making a half a mile heart out of manure for his wife of 37 years. I bet she was impressed. Yes, Bruce grabbed his tractor and shit spreader and made the symbol of love in his snow covered field as a Valentine’s Day gift. His wife Beth said it was the biggest and most original Valentine she had ever received. Here’s hoping he doesn’t try to top it!