A wayward calf got chauffeur driven to the Christchurch jail cell by police after he was found wandering the streets. After spending the night in jail, being hand fed milk, he was handed over to animal control for rehoming.
Tag Archives: cow
Bad Moo-ve
Two British fire crews were dispatched after word got out a cow was roaming around with a plastic lawn chair stuck on its head. Awks. Don’t fret loons, the embarrassed bovine managed to remove the offending furniture by itself.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife
Fairytale Fail
A cow who realised he was heading to the Cincinnati slaughterhouse decided to make a run for for freedom. He took off down the main drag with the golden arches in his sights. He was nearly at McDonalds when he was shot down in a hail of bullets. Oh well, no Big Mac and fries for him.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Cows Pooping
The hills are alive with the sound of angry farmers. So you want cows to stop pooping on steep hills in Bavaria? Hey honey, can you whip up a pair of enormous diapers for Doris? A German farmer who was a little pissed that the European Union want to ban cows from pooping on hillsides (something about nitrates in the dung affecting ground water) protested by putting an enormous nappy on his cow, Doris.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Sheep Are Just So Easy
I’m so glad I wasn’t a juror at this bestiality trial. The lot of them were told off by the judge for laughing. Evidently, the chuckles came after the man confessed he had sex with a sheep after a cow rejected his advances.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
While You Were Sleeping
You know what I hate? When you are fast asleep and an 11 and a half ton cow falls through your roof and kills you. I really friggin hate that. The cow had wandered down a hill and onto the roof which then gave way and landed on the man (narrowly missing his wife). Unfortunately, he died from internal injuries while waiting for treatment at the local hospital.
Psst Brazil
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
Yvonne The Cow Is Still Hiding in The Bavarian Forest
Yvonne the cow, has became and internet sensation after she bolted from a slaughterhouse and hid in a Bavarian forest. The cow has been on the run for three months and shows no signs of giving up. Hell, I wouldn’t either after police ordered the poor thing shot on sight after she leaped in front of their car and they called her a “public hazard”. Despite helicopters, infrared cameras and even a friggin “cow whisperer” the bovine has not been found (despite cow paddy sightings). Yvonne has been decribed as quick as a weasel and now has her own Facebook page.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, You Go Girl!
And The Cow Jumped Over The Moon
This is what happens when your parents won’t let you get a horse. When Regina Mayer’s parents said no to her getting a showjumping horse she saddled up one of the cows (Luna) on her parents dairy farm and set to work training it to jump.
Psst Story was brought to you by Al Jazeera (must have been a slow news day?)
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