Tag Archives: coyote

Coyote Ugly

You know what I hate? When your cat gets chased by a coyote and screams through the cat door with the coyote in hot pursuit and they  both end up in your house . I really friggin hate that! Needless to say the coyote kinda pissed and pooped itself silly when it realized it was no longer in the wilderness.  The cat on the other hand enjoyed the ensuing shooing as the owners tried to remove the freaking beast from their house.


Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife

What Would MacGyver Do?

Don’t friggin mess with Texas Governor Rick Perry if you know what’s good for ya. He took a leaf out of Chuck’s book when he shot dead a coyote while jogging with his daughter’s Labrador retriever puppy near Austin. The darn Coyote  leaped out of the bushes and near ate his pooch before he let rip with his .380 Ruger laser-sighted pistol, which was loaded with hollow-point bullets. Mr Perry said he carries the gun because he’s scared of snakes! How friggin big are the snakes in Texas?


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Friggin Roadrunner!!

That damn Wile E coyote, will he ever learn? Nothing like getting caught in the car grill and being taken on a not so joyous joyride for 8 hours! The roadrunner was last seen laughing his ass off. Beep!Beep!


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

A Coyote Got My Malti Poo

Jessica Simpson's dog taken by a CoyoteJessica Simpson’s pooch Daisy, the  “Malti-Poo”, was taken by a coyote last night. Jessica posted a message on her Twitter page saying ‘My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes’.Now bear in mind this is the same person who thought “Chicken of the Sea” was really chicken and buffalo wings was really…ah never mind. So chances are the pooch is fine and is off playing with the neighbors dog!

UPDATE : Jessica just posted this on her Twitter page “Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby…why would I stop searching? I’m a mom.” Hmm, maybe because the coyote ate her? Did she just call herself a bitch?


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