Hey Loons, want to buy a pair of real life unicorns? Well someone on Craigslist is selling a male and female for $930,000. But Loons, “SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE”. The sellers says they are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America which means this isn’t a hoax. Ooooh and if you want to raise one from birth they also offer unicorn eggs.
The full ad reads …
“We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.
Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.
We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.”