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Yeah, About That Satellite Crashing To Earth

OK loons, about this satellite that is expected to plunge to Earth anytime soon, NASA now say we might have to dodge up to 26 pieces!!!! Yep, you heard me, 26 chunks are likely to survive re-entry and where they land no one friggin knows. Hmm, well that dramatically increases the odds of getting whacked on the head, now doesn’t it?  Oh but don’t bother ringing NASA, they are wiping their hands of the whole thing, saying even if they tracked it from  re-entry they couldn’t predict where or who the hell the pieces  were going to hit. The thing is spinning out of control. All they know is the majority of the satellite will melt and burn but about half a ton is coming to get us on Thursday, Friday, Saturday soon.


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And Cue Hard Hats!!!!

Remember that 35ft,  6-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite that is tumbling out of control and expected  to crash into Earth sometime real soon? Well, NASA say it’s going to be Friday, no Thursday, no wait it could be Saturday. Oh for goodness sakes just keep one eye glued to the sky for the next week OK!!!

Psst Dear god and you believe these people managed to deliver a live telecast from the moon in 1969!!!! Blahahahahahaaha


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Out of Control Satellite Expected to Plummet to Earth

If you happen to get plonked on the head by a heavy object in the next couple of months not to worry it’s probably NASA’s wayward satellite. Yep, its falling to Earth sometime soon but they don’t know when or where. NASA are already taking bets it has a 1 in 3,200 chance of hitting someone, which is  damn sight better odds than winning the lottery. The 6-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (space junk) which ran out of fuel in 2005 will fall uncontrollably from orbit in the next few weeks but they only expect,  ooh lets see, about 1,200 pounds of metal to survive the re-entry back to Terra-firma or your face!


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