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Friggin Vegetarians!

At least it wasn't because they were black!

Attention all vegetarians, if you are planning to adopt a child in Crete I suggested you put down your friggin tofu and start chomping on a steak. A vegetarian couple have been barred from adopting a child because of their eating habits.Seems authorities don’t wont no vegie  loving people denying children meat and fish.

Want soy sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Burning Ring of Fire

Not any more!

Not any more!

When you forcibly fondle someone at a bar expect retaliation. A British man has had his genitals set alight by a Greek woman in a bar in Crete. Evidently the drunken man was waving his wears at a number of girls before he decided to focus his attention and gentials at a Greek woman. After numerous attempts to stop the pesty drunk, she eventually poured Sambuca onto his lap and used a lighter to set him on fire. While the man is nursing his second degree burns to his testicles and penis at a hospital, the woman has become a national hero. Even the magistrate and prosecutor agreed she should be set free pending a trial. A crowd shouted “bravo, bravo” as she left the court.

UPDATE The Greek woman is denying she ever set fire to the drunk man’s genitals. She says that after he grabbed her breasts and bum, she poured a drink over him and left.


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!