Holy imposter Batman. A rather plump man dressed in a unflattering Batman cozy has walked into a Bradford police station in Leeds and handed over a criminal. The man was later charged with handling stolen goods. Police are now asking for the crime fighting dude to come forward to testify in the court case. Hmm, try Bruce Wayne in the phonebook silly.
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How do you find a criminal hiding out in a Kankakee cornfield? Bring out the the friggin combine and start harvesting whilst police set themselves up around the perimeter and wait, that’s how. Yep, it took 90 minutes but Daniel Thomas eventually came running out of the field begging to be arrested.
Ewh, ewh, ewh, authorities in Washington State have used DNA from a pair of undies left at a burglary to solve the crime. You gotta hate that friggin DNA database huh? Anywho, the underpants, which were left behind along with shoes and pants, came up a perfect match for some dude who was already in jail on other burglary charges. Hmm, just add this to the list!
Oh for goodness sakes people, burying yourself up to your neck in snow to hide from the police is only going to end in tears..or in this case hypothermia. A truck driver in Ontario, who failed to stop for police, eventually took off into the snow in hope of eluding them. His master plan was to bury himself in snow and become a needle in a haystack. I guess he didn’t count on the sniffer dogs to find him. He was taken to hospital with hypothermia and a nice string of charges including possession of stolen property and possession of a controlled substance.