People can be so stupid that sometimes you wish bad things happen to stupid people. Unfortunately for this dumbass, the croc must have realized she was a friggin idiot and just snapped at her stupidity. Come on croc, you could have at least taken a chunk out of her foot.
PSST She has been banned from the zoo
OK golfers, one more time, do not and I repeat, DO NOT, make dares about who can retrieve the most golf balls from a croc infested dam in Kruger National Park, because someone’s gonna lose. The man disappeared after he waded into waist high water to pick up a ball. They don’t call it Lake Panic for nothing.
Feet up everybody, a 10 year old girl has been swallowed by a croc in Indonesia. She was splashing around in a river minding her own beeswax when an enormous beast emerged and swallowed her whole. Her father witnessed the incident.
The moral of this story is when Anaconda hunting, mind the friggin caimans. BBC wildlife presenter Steve Backshall was out hunting snakes in Argentina’s wetlands when he trod on the friggin crocodile thingy and it took a healthy chunk out of his leg. The anaconda was last seen giggling its head off.
Sheez, at least it wasn’t a crab ….
Introducing the fool who sat on Fatso, the 5m, 800kg saltwater crocodile, so he could give it a hug…
What's for lunch officer?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say could be used against you in a court of….WTF. Northern Territory police arrested a crocodile and threw her in jail for several days for loitering! Yes that’s right loitering, the 2m female salty was found hanging around a town at Arrkuluk acting all innocent and stuff but the police knew it was simply a ruse so they arrested her. After doing paper, rock, scissors one of the officers bounded and gagged her, before they bundling her into the back of the ute and took her to the lock up. For three days she wandered around in the police cell getting grumpier and grumpier (food was shit I guess) hissing at the cops until the Top End croc farm came to bail her out! Hopeful she has learned her lesson!
Who's been swimming in my waterhole?
How many times do I have to tell you, don’t friggin swim with the crocs. A tourist is lucky he didn’t become a crocodile meaty bite after he went for a dip in croc infested waters in Kakadu National Park. The man, who was also camping (WTF) by the waterhole, ignored all the friggin warning signs plastered around the area and went for a swim. Enter croc. As the man put his right arm up to protect himself from the creature it chomped down on his arm. Fortunately other campers on the other side of the bank saw the drama unfold and jumped in a boat before dragging him to safety. Croc 1 Dumbass tourist 0.
So guess that's a yes?
Geez, the Italian mafia make the Sopranos look like the housewives of Orange County. Italian police have just seized a 5.6ft crocodile from the home of a suspected Naples Mafia boss. They think the croc had been used to intimidate local businessmen into paying protection money (yep, that would do it!). Despite the allegations, the crime boss was not been arrested but his mean little pet has been removed. Hmm, it should be large enough to make a nice pair of shoes and a matching handbag!