OMG, every man’s worst nightmare happened at a woodchopping event Christchurch, New Zealand when an axehead flew off the shaft and right into a spectator’s crotch! Ouch!
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You know what I hate? When you get in a big old argument with your hubby about those doing the shopping and in your rage you chuck your flip flop at his penis and then YOU to end up being arrested for battery. I really friggin hate that! Not a good look on the resume either !
OK, here’s the thing Dale Morris, whacking your hubby with a crowbar in the balls will get you an aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment charge for sure. Evidently the incident was sparked by a note left by her husband. When he arrived home he was welcomed with a crowbar to the crotch and head. Sheez, I wonder what the note said?
Hmm, I am thinking the last thing you would want is your testicles twisted by Robin Roberts. Ms Roberts, a suspected shoplifter, allegedly had a confrontation with a Home Depot security guard before twisting his testicles and then pulling a knife on him. The guard had confronted her over several items believed to have been lifted from the store. At some stage during their tussle another man joined in before fleeing. The guard was eventually able to cuff Roberts but then had to ring the Dallas Fire and Rescue after she suffered an asthma attack.
Ever wanted to kick someone in the crotch? Well if you lived anywhere near Triangle Center in Longview you could have had the opportunity, be it a brief one.A 23 year old man came up with a painful way to make money by inviting people to kick him in the balls for $5 a shot. He even made himself a little sign. But after one customer took up the offer, police were quick to send him on his way.Ooh and do you want to know the crusher? The man discounted the kick to $3 because it was a woman! Evidently the same money making scheme was tried by a Canadian man in 2007 but ended in complete failure after a woman kicked him repeatedly.
Psst Hmm, I wonder if his girlfriend might be interested in an eco friendly vibrator ?