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Masturbating At Zellers Will Get You 15 Days

Masturbating in a cubicle, and you?

Ever wanted to know how many days you would get in a correctional facility for masturbating at Zellers department store in Charlottetown? Evidently 15. Oh come on people, the 51 year old was doing it in a closed cubicle in the men’s toilets for crying out loud!!! Moral of the story is never open the door while your hand is still on your penis if  a security guard knocks and asks you what you’re doing.


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Toilet Door Fail

A woman in Canada is suing McDonalds after a toilet door fell on her. Holly McDermott wants $300,000 for the stress, trauma and injuries she received after being walloped by the cubicle door. The incident happened in January 2009 when Ms McDermott went to a Edmonton store for a coffee and a pee. As she entered one of the toilet cubicles the door came off its hinges and kaboomed her. As a result she claims she suffered injuries to ….wait for it…head, neck, upper back, left shoulder, arm and forearm, left leg, chest, left hand, index finger, right foot and ribs .What was it,  friggin steel?  She is also claiming that thanks to the friggin door she now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.Maccas should be grateful she wasn’t  holding a hot cup of coffee at the time!

Psst I hope she washed her hands, god knows what you could catch from a toilet door!


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