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Just Say No

Open up you bastards

One of the bummers about doing drugs is it brings out your inner stupidity. A Florida couple, high on meth and crack, were trapped in a janitor’s cupboard for two days. In a desperate attempt to get out they eventually rang the police who simple opened the door. Seems it wasn’t locked. Police found the closet thanks to the stench of human excrement.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass

Didn’t See That Coming, Now Did You?

You know I was kind of wishing it would…ah never mind…it did!

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!