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Butt Slasher On The Loose

Hold onto your bum cheeks woman of Washington, you have a butt slasher in your midst. So far the man has targeted 9 woman, creeping up on them and slashing their rear ends with a box cutter. Fortunately none of the woman have received  life threatening injuries …. hmm just the abject humiliation of having their asses exposed to the elements, that’s all. The slasher is described as a 5ft6″ Latino.

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Sneaky Hair Snipper Caught

OMG!

Jared Weston Walter you didn’t did you? Hmm, seems the Portland man is behind the snipping off of a fellow bus passenger’s hair on New Year’s Eve. Mr Walter was sitting behind the woman when he decided to take to her hair with scissors. He  is also a suspect in the cutting and gluing (dear god man) of several other women’s hair in recent weeks. Nasty. You know I would like to give the dude the benefit of the doubt but he already has an outstanding warrant for gluing another person’s hair.

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