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How Would You Like Your Spam?

Problem solved

Problem solved

Standby loons, you maybe getting a whole lotta spam. Despite the internet surviving the biggest cyber attack in history we may soon discover the inbox of dispair. An almighty war has broken out  between a spam-fighting group and hosting firm… and it’s getting ugly. Spamhaus, who are non profit group which helps block those pesky spam emails like Viagra and penis pumps decided to block the servers of a Dutch web host company called Cyberbunker because they suspected their servers we being used for malicious purposes. Cyberbunker, who will host just about anything short of child porn, went all WTF on them and are now suspected of using their “criminal gangs” contacts to attack Spamhaus. The attack has been on going for more than  a week and despite Spamhaus having to fight off 300 gb/s (gigabits per second) of spam they have so far managed to stay online. Unfortunately, the result is a slow down of the internet globally as many of the world’s largest  internet companies rely on Spamhaus to filter spam. If Spamhaus folds, god help us all.

Psst Hmm, frightening to think no one has the power to stop this. How are my Nigerian friends going to keep in contact. I need that damn $2 million inheritance .

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And This Little Piggy

Those friggin Al Qaeda swines , how dare they use  a cute  adorable piglet with red wellies to cyber attack the US.

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The Friggin Stuxnet Worm

Ever heard of the Stuxnet worm? Well it is supposedly some you bute friggin nasty assed virus built for the sole purpose of attacking computers at Iran’s nuclear facility.The worm is rumored to have been developed in either Israel, the United States or both (surprise, surprise).However a chunk of code dug from the worm includes a reference from the Book of Esther hinting that the Israeli government are the likely culprits. Presently the worm is wreaking havoc with Iran’s computers and is threatening to halt the opening of its first nuclear facility.Imadinnerjacket will be pissed.

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Iran Can Add Cyber Terrorists to Their Portfolio

No more showing your tweets!

Oh for goodness sakes who the hell are the friggin “Iranian Cyber Army”? Seems they are determined to wreak havoc on the internet with blatant disregard for social networking sites and the art of proper English. Is it because we turned our avatars green? The so far unknown group redirected Twitter traffic to a website that wasn’t particular US friendly. It read in part – “U.S.A. Think They Controlling And Managing Internet By Their Access, But They Don’t, We Control And Manage Internet By Our Power, So Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To…. NOW WHICH COUNTRY IN EMBARGO LIST? IRAN? USA?” . Hmm, how the hell do you stimulation Iranian peoples? I think I prefer not to know!

Psst That is definitely worth a defriending on Facebook.

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