Dad, why did you bother?
How do you know you have too much time on your hands? When you recreate da Vinci’s “Last Supper” using lint from your dryer. Phew, for a minute I thought it was gonna be from your belly button fluff. Anywho, it took Laura Bell from Michigan 800 hours of laundry and 200 hours of painstaking work to recreate the 14ft reproduction of the masterpiece. She even bought towels in various colors to get the right shades of lint (now that’s dedication). Ripley’s Believe It or Not are now planning to put it on display.
Psst I wonder if Ripley would be interested in my reproduction of ‘The Scream’ made from shower drain hair?
Take that bitch!
If you are going to throw something at the Mona Lisa, a cup of English Breakfast tea is a good a thing as any. Hmm, some crazy Russian woman hurled her cuppa over the heads of tourists and managed a direct hit on the bullet proof glass housing the famous Da Vinci painting at the Louvre. The woman was later jumped by security guards and dragged away. A museum spokesman said ‘It is one of the most well guarded works of art in the world, and it would take more than a well-aimed tea-cup to damage it.’ Yeah, he’s right. But doctors are now assessing the strange Russian woman for Stendhal Syndrome,you know that weird condition that causes people to go into an utter state of confusion and/or commit violent acts when they are exposed to art (aka smart defence strategy). Geez, that painting has been through it’s fair share of drama, it’s been stolen, had acid and a hammer thrown at it and now tea! It’s her friggin smirk!
Psst Hmm, I hope it was Twinnings, they make the best brew! Gosh, I hope it was Nigella!!!!
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