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Toddler Escapes Jail

Officer, could you talk to her after her nap?

Officer, could you talk to her after her nap?

Nanny State police say they had no choice but to investigate an attack on a car despite the perpetrator being 2 years old. The neighbors had rung police complaining that the toddler had deliberately hit their car with a tree branch. Even though the police from Trowbridge listed the girl as a suspect she was too young to be interviewed, let alone charged. That should look good on her resume!

Psst Come on people, toddlers can do marvels with a sharp stick or a key!

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