Nanny State police say they had no choice but to investigate an attack on a car despite the perpetrator being 2 years old. The neighbors had rung police complaining that the toddler had deliberately hit their car with a tree branch. Even though the police from Trowbridge listed the girl as a suspect she was too young to be interviewed, let alone charged. That should look good on her resume!
Psst Come on people, toddlers can do marvels with a sharp stick or a key!