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Darth Vader Robs Bank In Toledo

Wow, we could never pull that off Spock!!!

Attention people in Toledo, police are on the hunt for Darth Vader, he was last seen fleeing a bank on a BMX bike with a bag full of money. Hmm, so if you happen to know someone who owns a Star Wars mask, a handgun and a cool bike, you might want to give them a buzz.

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Where Was The Force When You Need It?

Bravo, I will take a bouquet of flowers and a surgical mask and raise you a Darth Vader mask. The latest inventive bank robber of the US, has robbed a Chase bank in New York wearing a Darth Vader mask. Seems, however,  old Darth has ditched his light saber and gone for the semi-automatic weapon instead. May the force be with you.

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Luke, Who’s Your Daddy?

Actor Davis Prowse, who played the original Darth Vader in the Star Wars, was left a little speechless when police raided a Staffordshire film set believing it to be a porn movie shoot. Unfortunately for the bunch of keen policemen, they walked in on a group of bewildered actors filming a scene from  ‘The Kindness of Strangers’, an action thriller. Evidently nosey neighbors had contacted police when they saw lights, cameras and action. Obi-Wan has taught you nothing!

Psst This is just some random Darth Vader clip, not porn Jammers!

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A Very Creepy Christmas Commercial

WTF, who would have thought to star Freddy Krueger, Chucky, Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader and the Jason (hockey mask dude) in a Christmas ad. This is a seriously down right creepy commercial people! But it kind of leaves the warm and fuzzies in the pit of your stomach! They are messing with us, big time!

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