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Jesus Banned From Darts

jesusA word of warning to any British man intending to play darts in a competition in Somerset. Forget it if you have long hair, a beard and look like Jesus .Seems it is rather distracting especially when the crowd begins to chant “Jesus, Jesus”. The poor guy was blocked from the event by two security guards before he could even get through the door. Last year he was ejected after the crowd got overly enthusiastic with the Jesus chanting and put the other players off.

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Dart Fiend On The Loose In Brooklyn

Ouch!

Egads, if you happen to feel a sharp pain in your leg as you’re wandering along the streets of Brooklyn no probs,  you’ve just become the latest  victim of the dartman. Seems some dude is randomly targeting people with a dart gun and doing quite nicely. So far three people have been hospitalized. What a prick!

Psst Suppose they should be grateful he hasn’t got his hands on a crossbow!

 

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