A thong wearing idiot tried to blow up an ATM in Australia’s Northern Territory. The impact of the explosion blew him out of his thongs.
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Whoopsie, the Darwin customs officers would like to apologize to the man who spent three nights in jail for bringing friggin shampoo and conditioner into Australia. Neil Parry was arrested at the Darwin Airport on Friday after a test of his toiletries indicated it contained 1.6 kg of MDMA (aka Ecstasy). $10,000 surety, a search of his boat and his mates houses later, it was discovered it was all a big boo-boo. Awkward.
When Tash Bennett saw a nearby palm tree catch fire while she was sunbathing, she did what any hero would do. She rand off to raise the alarm and then raced back to fight the fire which was threatening the Alatai Apartments in Darwin. It was only after she put out the blaze with the fire hose did she realize she was still topless from sunbathing. A witness said “At one stage she had quite an audience, just having a laugh.”