A thong wearing idiot tried to blow up an ATM in Australia’s Northern Territory. The impact of the explosion blew him out of his thongs.
Tag Archives: Darwin
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
OK, one more time people, do not and I repeat, DO NOT stick a firecracker between your butt cheeks and set it off because that’s an airlifting straight to hospital right there. The Darwin man now has severe burns to the butt , back and genitals and probably a massive fear of farting.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, That's Gotta Hurt
Darwin Award
We bad? Seems NASA has missed out on capturing some of Venus’s “once-in-a-lifetime” transit of the sun because a road worker in Darwin (ironic) severed a Telstra wire. Whoopsie, no internet connection. No probs, the rest of the world managed to grab the shots.
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!