Oh for crying out loud people, a woman has pleaded guilty to twisting off her daughter-in-law’s nipple during a drunken brawl. Yep, that’s right, according to the police report, when the victim untucked her tank top “her nipple fell on the floor”. Egads! Ouch! Evidently Amelia Love Oveide grabbed her daughter-in-law’s breast when she tried to intervene during a drunken argument between Oveide and her son. Oveide wouldn’t let go of the nipple until the victim started punching her in the face. Now the poor woman can only breast feed from one side.
Psst Christmas will be awkward!