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Daughter Uses Dad As Target Practice

My bad?

Sheez, they breed them tough in Washington State. A 15 year old girl who was banned from using her cell phone responded by allegedly shooting her dad with a hunting bow. That’s what you get for taking away the phone and grounding her. Poor guy had to drive himself to the nearest neighbor with an arrow in his torso because his daughter wouldn’t let him ring for an ambulance. Hmm, Christmas may suck this year!

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Sorry Daddy

Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).

Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?

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Munchausen Fail

The grossest thing you will hear all day. A Texas mother has been given 20 years behind bars for putting feces in her 3 year old daughter’s feeding tube while she was in hospital. Good lord! Emily McDonald was caught by a hidden camera after hospital staff became suspicious. The little girl had a history of chronic diarrhea. Blood tests revealed she had a bacteria commonly found in poop (thus the hidden camera). Staff were shocked when viewing the footage to see McDonald scooping some poop from the child’s diaper with her finger and then putting it in the child’s IV tube.

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Axe Murderer Update

Oh my, remember the well known South African rugby player who chopped up three men with an axe because he said they raped his daughter and gave her HIV? Hmm, yeah about that, seems his daughter was never raped and doesn’t have HIV. Awkward! Police now believe “The motive is evil-oriented”. Oh well, he’s screwed!

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Primal Instinct

OMG, a top South African rugby player has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death three men who he believed gang raped his daughter, giving her HIV. The man, who has not been named, played for one of the leading teams in Durban. The three men were butchered with an axe, with one being decapitated and his head thrown in a dustbin. When police raided the player’s house they found an axe and bloodied clothing of one of the victims. Sadly the crime rate in South Africa, especially sexual assaults against women, has spiraled out of control forcing many to take action into their own hands. Another tragic tale that will have no winners.

Psst The rugby player is black so police have ruled out a racial motivation for the killings.

Want sauce with that?

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Deer, Deer, Deer

Smile!

You know what I hate, when you think the neighbor’s kid is secretly videoing your daughter bathing, by putting a camera in a decorative deer in the backyard,  so you enter his house and shove him around a bit, only to discover there is no friggin camera attached to the deer. I really friggin hate that! That’s an arresting James Erickson.

Psst Irony alert, the dude lives in Surprise.

Want Sauce with that?

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Might Have Given Some Thought To Genetics Lady!

I'd be a fabulous granny

OK, here’s the thing woman who wants to be a granny, hiring a man to rape your daughter so your dream can come true is kinda harsh! The 51 year old South African woman organized a local man to rape her 24 year old daughter (without a condom) in the hope that she would become pregnant because she so desperately wanted to become a grandmother. After the attack and rape the daughter rang police telling them of the plot. No word on whether her wish has come true.

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Faking Your Daughter’s Funeral…Priceless

Surprise!

Okie Dokie, police in Indiana are a tad confused as to what to charge a woman with after she staged a fake funeral for her daughter. Angela Boyd rocked up to the New Life Ministries Church of the Nazarene with an urn and a donation box after requesting a service for her dead daughter, who she claimed was raped and murdered by her her father in Iowa. As Boyd read a statement  about her daughter’s demise and the congregation wept,  her brother stood up and declared it was all friggin lies. Her 15 year old daughter was in fact alive and well. Ms Boyd fled the church leaving behind the urn, the box and some very awkward silence.

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Father Waterboards His Daughter

US soldier Joshua Tabor decided that if waterboarding was good enough for terrorists it was good enough for his 4 year old daughter. Yes, the soldier, who became enraged that his child couldn’t recite her ABCs, submerged her face in water over three times . He told police he did it because he knew she was terrified of water. Hmm another poster boy for bad parenting.

Psst Might want to add ABCs to her fears!

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