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He’s A Keeper

A teenage dad is alleged to have left his 5 month old daughter in a hot car. Bad, I know, but even worse…he was on a date. Hang on, I haven’t finished. He was on a date at McDonalds. Hmm, and not only did he ditch his kid  to go on a McHappy date he parked a good distance away so no one would know. Evidently he couldn’t find a babysitter.

Psst I don’t know what’s worse, leaving your baby in a hot car or taking your date to Maccas???

 

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Nutter Alert

A man has flipped out in  a NSW Family Law court and is now holding his daughter hostage claiming he has a bomb in his backpack. The drama unfolded early this morning when he rocked up at the Paramatta court with his 11 year old daughter in tow . He stormed into a female clerks office and asked for a man she had never heard of.  He left and returned a few minutes later telling her he had a bomb in his backpack. The female clerk, Betty Hor, told media “Its my unlucky day,”  The man, chucked a small hissy fit before going  up to the next floor with his poor daughter. He then plonked  a judge’s wig on his head, smashed a window and threw a phone out. Negotiations are still in full swing as the police try to work out what the hell has upset him. A custody battle has been ruled out. The area remains in lock down.

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Murder Most Foul

OK Loons, this story maybe too gross for some of you, so look away if you must. James Hawkins has been sentenced to death after a jury found him guilty of murdering and then dismembering his wife’s body. Hawkin’s crime was especially heinous because after he stabbed and strangled his wife to death he  forced his teenage daughter to help put her into a freezer and then  hold her mom’s head while he cut it off with a circular saw. All of his three children testified against him. The daughter also claims her dad had sexually abused her. The only one who seemed to show any sympathy for Hawkins was his mom who said she didn’t want him to die because he was her only son.

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Daughter Uses Dad As Target Practice

My bad?

Sheez, they breed them tough in Washington State. A 15 year old girl who was banned from using her cell phone responded by allegedly shooting her dad with a hunting bow. That’s what you get for taking away the phone and grounding her. Poor guy had to drive himself to the nearest neighbor with an arrow in his torso because his daughter wouldn’t let him ring for an ambulance. Hmm, Christmas may suck this year!

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Sorry Daddy

Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).

Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?

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Munchausen Fail

The grossest thing you will hear all day. A Texas mother has been given 20 years behind bars for putting feces in her 3 year old daughter’s feeding tube while she was in hospital. Good lord! Emily McDonald was caught by a hidden camera after hospital staff became suspicious. The little girl had a history of chronic diarrhea. Blood tests revealed she had a bacteria commonly found in poop (thus the hidden camera). Staff were shocked when viewing the footage to see McDonald scooping some poop from the child’s diaper with her finger and then putting it in the child’s IV tube.

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Axe Murderer Update

Oh my, remember the well known South African rugby player who chopped up three men with an axe because he said they raped his daughter and gave her HIV? Hmm, yeah about that, seems his daughter was never raped and doesn’t have HIV. Awkward! Police now believe “The motive is evil-oriented”. Oh well, he’s screwed!

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