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Flockalypse Explained

Of course,  why didn’t I see it! Sheez, Cindy Jacobs has solved the dead bird mystery. If you too thought it was because the government repealed the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, bingo, go to the top of the religious, wacko, cuckoo, class loons ….

Psst My, what a fab cougar coat she’s wearing.

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Starlings Can’t Handle Booze

Phew, am I gonna regret this in the morning!

My, my, my, authorities in Romania say the dozens of dead starling birds found on the weekend had drank themselves to death. After examining their stomach content,  veterinarians concluded the little creatures had got themselves pissed on left over grapes from the wine making process.

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Maybe It’s Time To Panic

Holy Francis of Assisi Batman,  8,000 turtle doves have fallen from the skies in Italy  with blue stains of their beaks! Horrified residents in Faenza ran for cover when thousands of turtle doves began raining down on them. The poor little feathered creatures had mysterious blue stains on their beaks which experts believe may have  been caused by poison or hypoxia. WTF is hypoxia you may well ask? Lack of oxygen and a common precursor to altitude sickness. The cold weather may have caused the birds to fly into a high altitude wind storm. I  just might check my Mayan calendar.  Hmm, 21st of December 2012 you say?

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More Bye-Bye Blackbirds

Umm, I don’t want to rock your stress meter any more than I have to but another 500 blackbirds have plummeted from the sky, this time in Louisiana on a 500m stretch of highway.This comes days after the town of Beebe in Arkansas was littered with thousands of dead blackbirds.

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Bye-Bye Blackbirds

No need to worry people but why the hell did 1,000 blackbirds fall from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas. Word on the street is they all died within a 1 mile radius and all appeared to have physical trauma. Sheez, Armageddon? Other theories include….struck by lightning, scared to death by fireworks or death by high altitude hail.

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