Holy Francis of Assisi Batman, 8,000 turtle doves have fallen from the skies in Italy with blue stains of their beaks! Horrified residents in Faenza ran for cover when thousands of turtle doves began raining down on them. The poor little feathered creatures had mysterious blue stains on their beaks which experts believe may have been caused by poison or hypoxia. WTF is hypoxia you may well ask? Lack of oxygen and a common precursor to altitude sickness. The cold weather may have caused the birds to fly into a high altitude wind storm. I just might check my Mayan calendar. Hmm, 21st of December 2012 you say?
No need to worry people but why the hell did 1,000 blackbirds fall from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas. Word on the street is they all died within a 1 mile radius and all appeared to have physical trauma. Sheez, Armageddon? Other theories include….struck by lightning, scared to death by fireworks or death by high altitude hail.