Please Explain

Anyone have any theories on why there would be a dead fish on a bike track ?

Fish Spill Warning

We warned you

OK, I thought that this would be self explanatory but one more time Belfast residents…. don’t and I repeat DON’T eat the fish that spilled from a truck on Saturday. Several people were seen bagging the mackerel that lay strewn across the street . One lucky dude who grabbed 25 slippery suckers said “I know fish and can tell they were just off the boat.” Hmm, well alrighty then.

More Dead Fish

Lakes St Clair and Erie and the Detroit and St Clair rivers are full of thousands of dead gizzard shad. Now don’t get all panicky on me again, seems the fish have died from the cold temps and a fish killing virus called viral hemorrhagic septicemia.That’s one big hell stinky mess when the ice thaws.

Psst So I am guessing plonking a few  Sudafed tabs in the waterways won’t help?

No School

Oh boy, 500 dead fish have been found in an icy Manchester pond. This time the victims were large bream and pike. Experts are blaming freezing weather conditions and not those damn Mayans!

We Have Floaters in Chicago

And today’s dead fish story comes to you from Chicago, where thousands of gizzard shad have been found dead and frozen along Lake Michigan. An expert said it ain’t no biggie because gizzard shad aren’t that tough anyways!

Psst No word on whether they were pissed too!

Dead Fish and Chips

OMG, if you thought dead blackbirds was bad, New Zealand authorities say hundreds of dead snapper have washed up on a beach on the country’s North Island. Some witnesses who had binoculars said they could see a “carpet of floating fish further out to sea all along the coast”. Many of the fish already had their eyes pecked out by birds.The Department of Conservation said they could have starved due to weather conditions but many claim they looked big and healthy. The Fisheries Ministry is currently investigating to see if a fishing vessel has dumped its load.

Bye Bye Blackbirds and Drum Fish

Hello Arkansas!!!!

Yeah, about those 1,000 5,000 blackbirds found dead in Beebe Arkansas, Arkansas officials are now investigating the death of over 100,000 drum fish in the Arkansas River near Ozark. WTF is going on Arkansas? Experts believe it is probably disease to blame for the mass kill. Hmm and if you were wondering,  Ozark is about 150 miles from Beebe. Birds? Fish? What next?