Tag Archives: dead rat

How Can You Tell?

Ewh, an Ohio woman claims she found a dead friggin rodent in a can of spaghetti and meatballs (Chef Boyardee). When Jennifer Aker rang ConAgra Foods to tell them of her discovery she was told to take a still photo of it and freeze the entire content of the can so it could be analyzed later. Yes sirree, right after we videotape it and put it on YouTube. Here’s the proof…


Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

You’re The Dirty Rat

Gosh, everyone knows microwaved rat tastes like shit!

OK, here’s the thing Wisconsin people who attempt to plant a dead rat in the food of an upscale restaurant to extort money, you can’t fool the insurance company.  Debbie R. Miller hatched up a scheme to place a dead rodent in her lunch and then sue The Seasons for $500,000. All went according to plan until the insurance company got their hands on one of their own. After numerous tests they concluded the rat was domestic and had been cooked in a microwave. Brilliant. The restaurant in question doesn’t use microwaves! Doh! Well never you mind Ms Miller, there are plenty more rats where you’re going.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!