One Less Chair At Christmas

Oh no, not Kim Jong-nam, the oldest bro of Kim Jong Un is no more. Seems our favourite little Disney loving Kim Jong has been murdered in spectacular fashion at a Malaysian airport.
Two alleged North Korean female assassins sprayed an unknown toxic chemical from a fountain pen (so 1970s) in his face as he waited for his flight. This apparently isn’t the first time his younger bro has tried to bump him off.  Nam is the oldest and, in theory, the true leader of North Korea which Kim Jong Un has never been happy about. He was the product of  Kim Jong-il’s affair with South Korean-born actress Song Hye-rim, but fell out of favour when he was caught trying to sneak into Japan under a false identity to visit Disneyland. Since then he has lived in exile trying to avoid his erratic brother. RIP fun loving Jong.

RIP Ronnie Corbett

Comic legend and British national treasure Ronnie Corbett has died. Best known for his pairing with fellow comedian, the late Ronnie Barker, in the BBC comedy show The Two Ronnies (1971 to 1987) Corbett continued to entertain well into his 80s.

Hello, Is That Stephen King?

Worst fear alert. A Chinese woman was found starved to death in an elevator in her apartment building. Evidently, she had been trapped in the lift for a month without anyone knowing. Scratch marks inside suggests she tried endlessly to get out. Many of the residents in the apartment building were away celebrating New Year festivities while the others used a second elevator unaware of the horror unfolding in the other lift.

RIP Alan Rickman

British actor Alan Rickman, well known for his roles in Harry Potter and Love Actually, has passed away from the dreaded C.

RIP David Bowie

Sad to report David Bowie passed away from cancer today.

Home Alone

How sad. A woman lay dead in the back seat of her car for 5 years without any one of her 9 siblings knowing. The 44 year old was notorious for not keeping in touch with her family and often went overseas without telling them. Because her mortgage payments were taken automatically from her bank account, it wasn’t until it ran dry that that she was discovered, frozen and mummified in her garage.

Beamed Up

Trekkies around the world are mourning the death of one of their favs, Leonard Nimoy. The man , who played the pointy eared Vulcan,  has now entered the final frontier.