You know what I hate? When you are about to chomp into a banana then realise the funny white spots on it are actually dozens of venomous Brazilian wandering spiders hatching in front of your eyes. I really friggin hate that. So does the woman from Britain who nearly ended up dead. According to the Guinness World Records they are the most toxic Arachnid in the world. Unaware that her house was now a nest for the Brazilian creatures, she returned the bananas to Sainsbury supermarket. It was only after she sent a photo to the pest control man did she discover what was now “wandering” around her house. Exit stage left with hubby and kids. Despite the house being thoroughly fumigated she continies to sleep with one eye open.
Tag Archives: deadly
What The Hell Is On My Banana?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Move Over Zombies We Have Braining Eating Parasites
Everyone out of the Willow Springs Water Park in Arkansas, seems there is a nasty brain eating parasite living there. The amoeba likes hanging around warm water and soil and getting into people’s heads. A young girl is currently fighting for her life after swimming at the park.
Filed under Friggin Scary
What Your Mother Never Told You
OK, I knew it, I friggin knew those nasty little brussels sprouts were deadly. Just ask the poor man from Ayrshire who was hospitalized for eating too many. Seems those horrid little bitter mini cabbages contain vitamin K which promotes blood clotting. So don’t be feeding them to anyone with a dodgy ticker unless of course you want gramps inheritance early.
Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never
Might Want To Cancel Travel Plans To Uganda
Just when you thought it was safe to go to Uganda, officials have announced another deadly outbreak of the Ebola virus. So far the contagious disease has claimed 14 lives. If you happen to be in the vicinity here’s what to do, avoid shaking hands, casual sex or do-it-yourself burials because it’s transmitted by close contact and there is NO treatment.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary
Deadly Pet Escapes
Feet up Queenslanders, there is a King Cobra on the loose on the Gold Coast. Veteran snake catcher Tony Harrison received an anonymous call from a bloke concerned his escaped snake would attack someone. Initially Mr Harrison thought he was talking about a King Brown but the caller corrected him. Oh for crying out loud , haven’t we got enough scary wildlife down under?
Psst Might want to sleep with both eyes open!!!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife
RIP Phoebe Snow
Remember Phoebe Snow the singer of the 70’s and 80’s? Sadly she has passed away at the age of 60 from complications of a stroke yesterday. Best remembered for her hit Poetry Man and Every Night, Snow gave birth to a daughter with severe brain damage in 1975 and stopped touring to take care of her full time.Her daughter wasn’t expected to live beyond childhood but lived until 2007. Snow continued to release albums throughout thr 80’s and 90’s and was planning to go back into the recording studio before her stroke.
Filed under End Credit
Friggin Methanol
OK, here’s the thing bootleg man, using methanol in your brew is gonna get you in big doodah especially if it ends up killing 22 people and making 300 really ill. Dude, how much of the stuff did you make? Indonesian police have arrested the unnamed man who had been selling his homemade liquor for $1.40 a litre. Hmm and not to be outdone authorities in Uganda are still trying to find the culprit who’s homemade gin has managed to kill 80 people.Yes, his lethal brew also contained methanol.
Psst Methanol is usually used as a solvent or in antifreeze.