Of all the stupid things a white tailed deer could do, jumping into a cheetah enclosure at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo is way up there. Nothing left but a carcass and some very happy cheetahs.
Oh dear, a tortilla chip loving deer got his noggin stuck in a Dorito bag and had to be rescued by a Monroe County sheriff’s deputy. How embarrassing.
When you see blood flowing fom their SUV, that’s how. OK, here’s the thing deer poachers, if you illegally shoot a deer and then stab it to death in your vehicle when it suddenly comes back to life, you might want to clean up the mess before heading home. The clowns were caught when motorist began ringing the cops reporting that a SUV was dripping blood all over the highway.
Some poor woman In Pennsylvania has been killed by flying deer parts. Yes, it’s true. She was driving along minding her own bees wax when parts of a deer flew threw her window. The deer had been struck by another vehicle when kaboom, splat.
Bless, it’s the weekend so of course we have a shooting accident. Seems Ricky Brunelle from Ellenburg thought Bernard Sharlow was a deer. Hmm, guess not. Bernard has now had a .50 caliber slug removed from his stomach. Deers 1, Bernard 0.