Attention good folks of Michigan, it seems you have a mystery pooper in one of your popular parks. The defecator, who has been at it for months, leaves little piles on the slides at Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park. So far they have avoided getting caught but just so you know …. they have cameras set up now you dirty, dirty stinker.
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For many a year someone had been leaving piles of poo along a shopping strip in North Ryde in NSW. Fed up with shit outside his shop, a restaurateur set up a surveillance camera to catch the culprit. Hmm, allegedly 71 year old millionaire property owner Salvatore ”Sam” Cerreto could be seen on the footage walking up to the restaurant with a roll of toilet paper, pulling down his daks, before squatting and taking a dump. That’s a wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour charge right there! So far he hasn’t given a reason for his bad behavior.
This story comes to you courtesy of Duncan (aka Madhatter) and the letter F.
Psst He likes giving me the shit stories!
If you know of a bald, clumsy guy covered in grease you might want to give the police a buzz. When staff arrived at the Palumbo’s Pizzeria in Stroudsburg after a robbery, they raced to the security camera to check the video. This is what they found. An extremely clumsy bald dude trying to poop shit defecate in a 50 gallon drum of grease when it topples over. He then slips away. Hmm, I hope he wiped his butt first!
Psst Thank goodness it tipped over or those pizzas would be damn gross!