Tag Archives: Delaware

Friggin Shoe Thief

Lordie, lordie, lordie, a man in Delaware has been arrested for stealing shoes. OK, not just a few shoes, several thousands of the suckers. Walter Rubincon of Newark mainly targeted student housing during vacation times. His downfall came when he was spotted driving away in his yellow Mitsubishi Eclipse after dumping three bags of them in a creek. When police came a knocking they were shocked to discover friggin three truckloads worth of shoes and other stolen bits and pieces. But on the bright side they all seem to be in pairs.

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Fill Her Up!

Woman attacks gas station clerk over a $20 billColor me embarrassed. A middle aged woman from Delaware handed a gas station clerk a $20 bill but he refused to give her $20 worth of gas because he claimed she had only handed him a $1 bill. Well, after a bit of yelling and screaming the woman then rushed behind the counter, punched him in the face and then held a pair of scissors to his throat. He, in his infinite wisdom, handed her two $10 bills and sent her on her way. As the furious woman took off she found the $20 bill in her purse and returned to the scene of the crime only to be confronted by police who promptly arrested her for offensive touching and aggravated menacing .

Psst Hmm, isn’t “offensive touching” and “aggravated menacing” something married couples do?

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