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I’m Not Flying With Her!

OK, she's a woman, but the co-pilot is a male!

Who knew air passengers in Mumbai are so fussy and sexist? A plane was delayed at the Delhi airport for one and a half hours due to slight fog and  a “mentally unsound” passenger. Seems, when a middle-aged man discovered the pilot was a female he wanted to get the hell off. A passenger sitting next to him said he began muttering “She can’t take care of the house, how will she take care of a plane? It took 40 minutes for the ground staff  to convince the man to stay on the flight.

Psst If I was the pilot I would make it one bad-assed hell ride!

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Landing Gear Down

OK, your it!

The coolest way to divert airplanes in India is to get drunk and run naked down the runway. It works! The Delhi airport had it’s hands full trying to detain a naked , drunk man, who had jumped a three meter high fence so he could play  chicken with the landing planes. Eventually the runway had to be closed while security went out to grab him. Ewh, I could think of better things to do than chase a naked drunk dude in India !

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