OMG, needles have been found in 6 turkey sandwiches on four different Delta flights from Amsterdam to the US. The sandwiches , made in Amsterdam, were for business class passengers. Only one person was injured after eating the prickly delight.
Psst Hmm, at least they didn’t eat with forked tongues!!!
Honey, did you put that monstrosity on my lawn?
On come on people you should be grateful it wasn’t the whole friggin plane! An 20lb engine tail cone fell off a Delta Airlines jet soon after take off, sending it plummeting thousands of feet straight onto a Long Island resident’s lawn. Brilliant. Oh and don’t worry about the Boeing 777, aviation officials said the plane didn’t need the part to fly anyways. Hmm?
Psst Not even the pilot noticed the friggin exhaust cone had fallen off!!! Hmm, probably sleeping or playing on his laptop.
No need for alarm but has anyone seen a wee tarantula?
OMG, what is going on people? A British Airways flight was cancelled after a passenger spied a tarantula crawling between his legs and in New York a mouse grounded a flight at JKF after messing with the pilot. Has the world gone friggin mad? The British Airways flight had just landed in Edinburgh when the man raised the alarm after some big, hairy 8 legged creature wandered up his leg. A specialist fumigator (is there such a beast?) was sent in for the kill. Meanwhile across the Atlantic a mouse was behind the delay of a Delta Airline plane headed to Heathrow . Seems the pilot refused to take off due to fears the little bugger could have bitten through wiring. Passengers had to wait three hours for a rodent free plane to arrive. Can I have the window seat?