It seems in Florida when you get denied as a Facebook friend by your grandma it is customary to go slap her face (multiple times). OK, maybe not, but someone didn’t get the memo. A woman who tried to befriend her granny got angry when her request was denied. Seems granny wasn’t impressed with her Facebook moniker and refused to accept her until it was changed. That is when the slapping began and the assault charges followed. I’m guessing Christmas is going to be awks.
Tag Archives: denied
Granny Isn’t Everyone’s Friend
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
“Bomb” Will Get You In Trouble Every Time
A man was not allowed to board a plane from the US to Puerto Rico because he kept repeating the word “bomb”. Steady on loons, the man has Tourette Syndrome and when he gets nervous he sometimes says things he’s trying to suppress, like all the Boston bombing mayhem. His friends had notified the airline and TSA about his condition prior but obviously they didn’t take it into consideration. Sheez , he could have sat next to me, I wouldn’t have cared , I’m more worried about the plane crashing.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Wheelchair Denied
OMG, I shouldn’t laugh but some poor guy in Sweden, who had both his legs amputated, is being denied a power wheelchair because…wait for it….the health authorities aren’t sure if his condition is permanent. Hmm, I’m not doctor but I can tell you right now, they won’t be coming back!
Friggin Vegetarians!
At least it wasn't because they were black!
Attention all vegetarians, if you are planning to adopt a child in Crete I suggested you put down your friggin tofu and start chomping on a steak. A vegetarian couple have been barred from adopting a child because of their eating habits.Seems authorities don’t wont no vegie loving people denying children meat and fish.
The Friggin Loon 