I don’t know what 14th century Danish people use to eat but it can’t be good. When archeologists dug up 700 year old latrines from the an old toilet site in Odense they got a nasty surprise . Floaties. Yep, the poo inside the barrels was still in excellent condition and stunk to high heaven. After the excrement was analysed they found out two interesting things a) they ate a lot of friggin raspberries and b) they used moss and fabric to wipe their butts.
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Awkward, while Princess Mary of Denmark was pre-occupied entertaining dignitaries at a State dinner the hubby of the Finnish president (AKA First Gentleman) stole a look down her dress. What a boob! Move on, nothing to see there!
The cutest abandoned Danish polar bear you will see all day. Is he drunk, for crying out loud?
A woman who didn’t clean up her dog’s poop got a nasty surprise when a man picked it up for her and then rubbed it in her hair. The woman from Silkeborg in Denmark claims she was walking her dog home after shopping when an elderly man went ballistic, claiming her dog had shat in his garden. Next thing she knows, he’s got her by the hair and rubbing the shit in it. Dog 1, Old dude 1, Smelly dog owner 0.
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WTF? Sounds like hard work to me… but evidently a gang of international left shoe thieves have been caught in Malmo, Sweden. The bastards stole seven single left shoes worth about $1,400 and were planning to travel to Denmark to steal the right foot counterparts. Hmm, why not just hold up the friggin store and steal everything? Seriously, you are dumbasses!