I don’t know what 14th century Danish people use to eat but it can’t be good. When archeologists dug up 700 year old latrines from the an old toilet site in Odense they got a nasty surprise . Floaties. Yep, the poo inside the barrels was still in excellent condition and stunk to high heaven. After the excrement was analysed they found out two interesting things a) they ate a lot of friggin raspberries and b) they used moss and fabric to wipe their butts.
If you happen to receive an email from the Danish state-run lottery company, Danske Spil, saying congrats on becoming a billionaire…ignore it. Seems they made a boo boo. So far around three hundred Danes have falsely been told they were richer than the Kardashians.
Awkward, while Princess Mary of Denmark was pre-occupied entertaining dignitaries at a State dinner the hubby of the Finnish president (AKA First Gentleman) stole a look down her dress. What a boob! Move on, nothing to see there!
The cutest abandoned Danish polar bear you will see all day. Is he drunk, for crying out loud?
I hate my job!
It use to be a great job until they banned drinking beer! Workers and drivers at Carlsberg brewery in Denmark are on their second day of strikes after management decided to limit drinking beer to only lunch breaks. Prior to April the 1st employees could help themselves to free beer any old time of the day “There has been free beer, water and soft drinks everywhere,” but now beer is only available in the canteen at lunch.Drivers in particular are pissed and want to have their “three beers per day” rights reinstated. 800 walked off the job (while some crawled no doubt).