Tag Archives: dentures

Toothless Tiger

Hmm, I know....

A Pennsylvania  bank robber told police the only reason she robbed the First National Bank was so she could afford to pay for a set of dentures. Evelyn Fuller, who has no teeth, came forward after a man recognised the coat he had loaned her and squealed told police. Oh well, at least she will now get her wish ….and probably 20 years.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing

Teething Problems

People, if you are going to steal purses for a living can you please make sure you keep your mouth closed during your crimes. Milton Cesar de Jesus was arrested after he lost his dentures while snatching a purse in Brazil. Unlucky for him a homeless guy spotted the choppers and handed them into police with a pretty good description of de Jesus.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

What’s That You’re Saying?

Want a piece of history? Well, for around $7,500 you can have Sir  Winston Churchill’s spare set of dentures. Yep sirree, Sir Winston Churchill’s lisp correcting  false teeth are going up for auction in Norfolk.


Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never