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Kim Jong Un Has Declared a Nuclear War On The US

Kim Jong Un must be feeling a little ronery being the only despot left in Asia. He’s just declared nuclear war on the United States. Unfortunately it sounds like a bad case of erectile missile dysfunction because no one believes Kim Jong Un has the capablity of getting it up. Sheez, where’s Hans Brik Team America when you need them.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Gaddafi Behind Lockerbie

I know nothing!

Oh boy, things just seem to be getting worse for the Sex in The City inspired fashion despot, Colonel Gaddafi. Firstly,  two pilots defect to Malta in his friggin fighter jets and now his former justice minster, who recently got the hell out of Libya , squealed to a Swedish newspaper that Gaddafi had ordered the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 which exploded over Lockerbie in 1988. Mustapha Abdeljalil, the brave bastard, says he even has proof. He also claims that is why Gaddafi pushed so hard to have the convicted bomber Abdel Baset al Megrahi released from the Scottish prison, he was desperate  to hide his involvement. Sheez, wait until the UN hear about this, they’ll have to send another strongly worded letter.


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