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You’re a Dick

Oh dear, a teacher is in all sorts of WTF after she drew a penis on a kid’s work because she thought he wasn’t trying hard enough. Awks.

PSST Of course there are calls for her to resign. She could have put more effort in too…just saying.

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Sex With Snowman Ends in Frostbite

Man gets frostbite on penis after having sex with snowmanOne of the main reasons you don’t have sex with a snowman when you’re drunk is that you could get frostbite on your dick. Hey Duncan, are you OK? The 64 year old man was admitted to the hospital screaming in pain after screwing the 5ft snowman.  Residents in Blackburn are fuming that “He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”

Want sauce with that?

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The Towel Horn

OMG, I am assuming the kid doesn’t have a clue what he is making….nice one dad. Friggin towel horn head!

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