Tag Archives: diet

Better Late Than Never

Nawww, a married couple who have never had sex because they are too fat are going on a diet so they can have kids. They have been married since 2010.

fat couple

 

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Best Diet Ever

THANK YOU!!!!!

A new study is claiming dieters should eat all the cake they want for breakie to lose weight. Seems if you stuff your face in the morning, for the rest of the day you are too bloated to care about eating any more crap. Hmm, I suspect the Wombies could be behind this study!!! According to the study, obese people who ate a breakfast high in protein and carbohydrates were better able to stick to their diet and keep the weight off longer than participants who ate a low-carb, low-calorie breakfast.  Seems it stops the sugar cravings. Go figure!

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World’s Heaviest Mom Gets Dumped

Oh my, the world’s heaviest mom is on a diet. Yeah, you better believe it. The 600lb woman who makes $90,000 a year from fans who paid to watch her eat more than 15,000 calories a day  has been dumped by her “chubby chasing” fiance, so she is giving up the food. She is closing her subscription fee site, moving back to Ohio and starting a weight loss blog. BUT, Donna Simpson has left the fridge door ajar saying she might consider going back to the binge if she finds someone who wants her to be heavier again. So she shouldn’t sell her mobility scooter or her XXXXXXXL size clothes just quite yet.

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Nicholas Cage’s Eccentric Eating Habits

Nicholas Cage professes to only eating animals which he thinks have sex the right way. In Cage’s world fish and chicken have dignified sex, but pigs? Hmm, not so much!  Okie dokie, so how’s about explaining why you ate the real cockroach in Vampire’s Kiss then?

Psst Dear god, if I had to think about how an animal had sex, before eating my food, I’d be a vegetarian or really , really kinky!!!

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