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One Way To Get Out Of Doing Chores

Moral of the story is never carry a loaded gun in your pocket while mowing the lawn because it might fall out, discharge and shoot you in the goddam leg. Ain’t that right mister from Colorado Springs?

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Turn The Other Cheek

Bullseye!

A woman who was minding her own business was shot in the butt by a man who accidentally discharged his handgun at a Bass Pro Shop in California. The man had taken 6 guns for testing at their upstairs shooting range but while he was checking them in at the front desk, kaboom, the bullet flew 40 yards right into the left buttocks of a female shopper.

Psst Why do they have a firing range at a Bass Pro Shop?

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