Storm Chasers Killed by Twister

Three storm chasers experts featured on the Discovery Channel series “Storm Chasers,” were among the 13 people who died in the latest violent tornado strikes. Tim Samaras and Carl Young , along with Mr. Samaras’s son Paul, died while they were out filming a twister in Oklahoma. Matt Grzych who worked with Mr Samaras said “These were not amateurs. They knew what they were doing and they were extremely careful” . RIP

Survive That Sunshine!!!!

Holy survival kit Batman, Bear Grylls has been fired from the Discovery Channel. Tsk, tsk that’s what happens when you have a continuing contractual dispute people.

Not Environmentally Friendly Enough

James Lee, the man who was killed after taking hostages at Discovery Channel’s headquarters yesterday, was pissed that the company was making shows like “Kate Plus 8,” Evidently the Gosselins weren’t environmentally friendly enough and were not about to save the planet anytime soon. Dah! Maybe he should have flicked over to Nat Geo!

Psst Thank goodness they didn’t sign up Octomom.