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Jesus Banned From Darts

jesusA word of warning to any British man intending to play darts in a competition in Somerset. Forget it if you have long hair, a beard and look like Jesus .Seems it is rather distracting especially when the crowd begins to chant “Jesus, Jesus”. The poor guy was blocked from the event by two security guards before he could even get through the door. Last year he was ejected after the crowd got overly enthusiastic with the Jesus chanting and put the other players off.

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Hump Day Trouble

Remember that Hump Day commercial I posted a few months back? Yeah, well evidently students at a school in Connecticut have been disrupting classes by constantly mimicking the camel yelling “hump dayyyy” in class.

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Everyone’s A Friggin Critic

Oh dear god, locals near the Iowa/Nebraska border are still friggin bitching about the new $3 million public art installation “Odyssey” on the 24th Street interchange on Interstate Highway 29/80. Motorists are complaining the Freddy Kruger hands are  so terrifyingly distracting they are finding it hard to concentrate (yep, there has been some rear ending!), thus the nickname “Nightmare on 24th Street”.  The abstract work by renowned international sculptor Albert Paley has also been described as “Edward Scissorbridge”, “Gateway to Disaster” and a ” pile of junk”. Any thoughts …

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