Awks. A Saudi groom has asked for a divorce on his wedding day after seeing her face for the first time. Oooh, that’s not nice. The drama unfolded after a photographer asked the bride to lift her veil for a photograph and the hubby saw her face for the first time. He stood up and declared ‘You are not the girl I want to marry. You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.’ Yes, it ended in tears.
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WTF.you don’t like Frozen? Well sorry hon, I can’t be married to you anymore, I want a divorce. The poor Japanese guy, who was married for 6 years, is now facing a divorce from his Frozen obsessed wife after she cracked the shits and moved in with her parents (who are obviously Frozen fans too) when he told her “It’s an okay movie, I guess, but I didn’t really care for it personally,” .
Seems Gwyneth split from hubby Chris Martin has caused a stir. No loons, no one cares about her or her marriage, what everyone is LOLing about is her choice of words to announce to the world that she and hubby no longer can stand the sight of each other …welcome to the world of “consciously uncoupling”. Yep, when she announced her split instead of saying “divorce”or “separation” the ever attention seeking Gwyneth just took it that little too far by declaring they had consciously uncoupled. Well didn’t that just add a flame to the Twitterverse. Want a laugh go check out #consciouslyuncouple . My favourite tweets so far are
I would probably consciously uncouple too if the only thing I ever ate was lemon water and vegan mayonnaise.
I’d like to Consciously Uncouple with all the Costco brand bras I’ve had in my drawer since high school
I dare say, ole chap, I should jolly well like to consciously uncouple with this guttersnipe of a glacier!” the Titanic
I need to consciously uncouple from the Ferrero Rocher fruit bowl situation before I turn into a pig
Anyone care to add?
If you are contemplating a divorce in Massachusetts just remember you can’t have sex with your spouse until all the paperwork is finalized. Hmm, well that is what a new bill is proposing. Hmm, so there goes the make up sex then! I sense some eye rolling Loons, well here it is …
“In divorce, separation, or 209A proceedings involving children and a marital home, the party remaining in the home shall not conduct a dating or sexual relationship within the home until a divorce is final and all financial and custody issues are resolved, unless the express permission is granted by the courts.”
OMG, you need sex permission from the courts…. now thats just awkward.
PSST I wonder what the punishment is? Come on Loons I am sure you can think of some.
OMG….and I repeat OMG, the gurus of love, Captain & Tennille are divorcing. You can’t be friggin serious? Love is suppose to keep you together, whenever. Can someone pass me a tub of Ben and Jerry’s I don’t think I can handle this! Seems poor Captain was blindsided by Tennille’s decision claiming he hasn’t a clue what he’s done. Hmm, well she won’t be doing it one more time.
Psst Don’t tell their health insurer but the poor old Captain has Parkinson’s and it is rumored Tenille thinks he could get better coverage if they split.
Hey ladies, guess who’s back on the market? Rupert Murdoch.
The advantages of marrying someone with the exact same first and last name is that when you get divorced you don’t have to change your signature. Kelly Hildebrandt and Kelly Hildebrandt met on Facebook and soon fell in love and married. That was three years ago. Now there is no marriage and Mrs Hildebrandt has deleted her Facebook page. Oh well, no more pokes for her. Seems the one thing they had in common was the only thing they had in common.
Remember Josef Fritzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter after he locked her up in a dungeon for 24 years and continually raped her ? Yeah, that creep. Well, he’s just divorced his wife Rosemarie because she never visited him in prison. Ewh, they were probably conjugal visits? Seems he has also been writing her letters to which she never replied. I’m guessing she is still rather peeved about his shenanigans.