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They Still Have Friggin Spies?

One minute you are sharing a burger with Russian prez Dmitry Medvedev then, bam!, you’re agents have arrested 10 (with 1 still at large)  alleged friggin Russian spies. The suspects have been accused of carrying out “deep-cover assignments” for Russian intelligence services. The FBI and CIA have been investigating the sneaky little buggers for over a year decade. It is believed the  people are Russians sent to the USA by the Kremlin and were given false identities and were even paired up as couples (and had children) to blend in unnoticed in American society. Sheez, while all the time they were really  using encrypted data in images on public websites and coded “radiograms” set at special frequencies to communicate with their mates in Moscow. The info requested by Russia was mainly about US policy-making shite including Afghanistan, Iran’s nuclear program, and a new weapons treaty between US and Russia. Some members of the spy ring will be charged with money laundering after they were recorded by the FBI, on occasions, receiving or digging up  bags of money.

Psst Hmm, lets face it, whatever secrets they have been sharing it hasn’t helped either  country!

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Beam Me Up Kirsan Ilyumzhinov

Blahahaha, they'll never get to the moon the rate they are going!

There is a new twist in the alien abduction of Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the governor of the Russian republic of Kalmykia and a former president of the World Chess Federation. After his admission on Russian telly last week about being beamed up to a space ship in 1997, a Russian parliamentarian wants him questioned by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Hmm, he’s worried the governor may have given the aliens “secret info”. Geez, that’s presumptuous. Dude, they are beaming people up in spaceships, they don’t want your 90’s technology, especially on submarines or Lada Rivas!

Psst Ilyumzhinov claims he has three witnesses to the abduction ” my driver,  my assistant and my minister”. In other words the butcher, the baker, the cabinet maker!

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Not The “N” Word

Do we care?

Do we care?

Say it isn’t so. What do you get when Russian energy giant Gazprom and a Nigerian gas company join forces? Hmm…. Nigaz. Think about it people! WTF were they thinking? Last week Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and his Nigerian counterpart Umaru Yar’Adua agreed to a $2.5 billion international venture to build refineries and gas power stations in Nigeria….all they had to do was come up with a friggin name. Anywho, someone suggested combining  Nigeria and Gazprom and viola the rest is racist history… Nigaz. Priceless. I sure hope the good people of Nigeria have a sense of humor because be damned they’d have it in America!

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