Russian scientists have confirmed Sasquatches (Yetis) are real folks, real!!!! Evidently DNA tests from strange hairs found in a Siberian cave have been confirmed as belonging to an unknown mammal that is closely related to us homo sapiens. I can see you all raising your eyebrows but no one from Jersey Shore has ever been to Russian let alone shed hair in a cave.
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Owners at an Ohio apartment complex are so pissed at residents who fail to pick up their dogs doo-doo they are using DNA testing to find the culprits. Yes indeedy, the offending feces will be scooped up and sent to the ‘Poo Prints’ DNA program for identification and then the owners will then be fined $200. Pity the fool with that job!
Sheez guys! A corpse has been found on the roof of a police station in India. Seems it’s been up there for 2 friggin years! Whoopsie. Chukkan Nishad went missing in 2007 and was later found murdered. His body was suppose to be DNA tested but one thing lead to another and he was put in a body bag and left on the roof. Police will return his bones to the family after they finish the appropriate paperwork. Hmm, why bother?
Psst Mr Nihad’s murder is now a cold case.