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Boomerang Dog Poop

OK, I'm ready for my walk.

and don’t forget to flush…

You might want to keep your pooch from pooping in the streets of Brunete, Spain because there is a good chance you may receive it back in the mail, neatly marked “Lost Property”. Oh yeah. A group of volunteers have been wandering the streets day and night, watching and waiting for a dog to do its thing (and its owner not to). That’s when they innocently stroll up to the owner and casually ask the dog’s name. From there they pick up the poop and then search the name and description of the dog in the town’s pet database and viola, they have an address. Next thing you know, you’re receving a nasty little package in the mail. In February alone pet owners got 147 smelly surprises.  Funnily enough since then Brunete has seen a 70% drop in bad doggy owner behavior.

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Stink Ink

My, that is large!

Oh my, a warning to anyone who allows “artist discretion” when getting a tattoo. Make sure he doesn’t tattoo a big pile of steaming dog poo on your back with flies buzzing around it. I’m just saying! Poor Rossie Brovent from Ohio asked her then tattoo artist boyfriend to tattoo a scene from the Narnia trilogy on her back, unaware that he had discovered she had cheated on him with his best friend. Hmm, now she has a big pile of excrement for her troubles. She is now suing him.

Psst Wasn’t that a scene from Narnia? Hmm, maybe not!

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I Love My Job

I wonder if they were No1s?

Next time you put money near your mouth just remember this story. A St Louis DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal man discovered $58 in a pile of dog poop. Ewh, Steve Wilson noticed the bills protruding from the shit whilst scooping, so he pulled them out, sanitized them, whacked them in a plastic zip lock and returned it to the customer. I bet they were thrilled!  Despite the money being torn a little, the notes  can be returned to the bank and replaced. I bet they’ll be thrilled.

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Who Told You That?

That ain't no good shit!

Hey boys, here’s the thing, trying to confuse drug sniffer dogs by covering your stash in dog poo doesn’t work! David Vella and Joseph Galea have both been sentenced to just over 4 years jail for attempting to bring $300,000 worth of methylamphetamine and LSD into the Northern Territory from Melbourne. The hapless duo hid the stash in the roll bar of their car and then stuffed dog shit in for good measure to deter the drug dogs from sniffing it out (What, it’s like Nazi Germany there?) . Irony alert. Police pulled them over and found it without the need of a no friggin  pooch…gloves yes, sniffer dogs no!

Psst Stupid is as stupid does!

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